Bill O’Reilly Really Didn’t Want To High Five David Letterman Last Night

Bill O’Reilly is such a dick grumpy old grump.

In case you didn’t already know this, below is video of O’Reilly’s appearance on Letterman last night that pretty much confirms it. It starts off with O’Reilly talking tough, bragging about how Dick Cheney refuses to go on “The Factor” because he just knows that O’Reilly will ask him the tough questions that no one else has the two-ton balls of steel to ask him, and that being asked these questions by O’Reilly will finally expose him as being the Dark Lord sent to Earth from Hell by Lucifer that everyone suspects him to be.

So then when he was done braying about how bada$s he is, Letterman — in what appeared to be a sincere, non-mocking gesture — tried to get a high-five out of him. O’Reilly, of course, would have none of it, and sternly demanded that Letterman “sit down” more than once as the crowd cheered for the two to high five. Then they booed him when it became apparent that O’Reilly really wasn’t going to give in and Letterman was just standing there with a “don’t leave me hangin’ bro” look on his face, and then when they booed him O’Reilly finally caved and high-fived Letterman, but only after he puffed out his chest and made it appear, if only for a moment, that he might throw a punch or something.

Bill O’Reilly is such a dick grumpy old grump.