Colbert Also Miffed Over Bradley Cooper Being Named ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

In addition to the dozens of protesters who took to the streets of New York yesterday to protest Ryan Gosling being snubbed by People magazine in favor of Bradley Cooper for its “Sexiest Man Alive” award, Stephen Colbert took issue with Cooper’s selection last night on his show.

“Sexy? Please! Is that a man or did a horse take a dump in a wig factory?”, Colbert ranted while pointing at a copy of the magazine.

He then reminded viewers that People once selected Nick Nolte for the same crown — a choice that pretty much makes any argument it makes for who and what is sexy invalid from now until the end of time.