Fellas, I know what you’re thinking each and every time you hear about Kristen Bell being in a relationship with Dax Shepard: “WTF?! How did that guy get her? HIS NAME IS “DAX” FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY!”
Yes, I know. It’s a bit of an enigma, on the surface. Kristen Bell is, after all, some serious girlfriend material. She’s fun and funny as hell. She curses like a sailor. She plays fantasy football in one of the coolest leagues ever. I mean, what’s not to love? And yet, she lays down each night next to a dude named “Dax” who most people associate with being a slacker. Where’s the justice in the world?
Well, here’s the difference between you and Dax Shepard, bros: Have you ever even thought for a second about getting your girlfriend a goddamn sloth for her birthday? No, no you have not. End of story.
Dax Shepard > You. Deal with it.
(HT: Pajiba)
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This is the most adorable thing in history. I love her now.
I have yet to see a celebrity who is as appealing in interviews as Kristen Bell. Her appearances on Craig Ferguson’s show sealed that for me
yea i didn’t think it could get any better than kristen and craig but this is great. I swear i’ve watched it like 20 times already
“Here’s Why Dax Shepard Is With Kristen Bell And You’re Not, Bros”
Really, dude? I could get her a sloth. Hell, I can get her a sloth by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. That fucking amateur…
THEY’RE GONNA KILL THAT POOR WOMAN!
Omg. That was the most fucking adorable thing I’ve seen in a long time. That being said, I might eventually get tired of being with someone who admits that she/he loses her shit like that alot.
Also, Dax had me at Idiocracy. I can’t hate that guy.
Why doesn’t this movie get more praise? Such a smart movie.
…and it’s been becoming actual reality. That’s some Nostradamus sh*t indeed.
This blogger is what’s his name?? That Perez Hilton slurmoe…cause this interviewer is trying way too hard to make this twit seem like an actual person )which clearly she is not)…