Hey girl. How you feelin’? Already depressed because you just know that your big stupidhead boyfriend is going to do something stupid to ruin Valentine’s Day for you? I heard what you said the other day, you know, when you told your friend that the only thing worse than your boyfriend was Time Warner Cable. Look, that ain’t right. Time Warner Cable isn’t that bad. After all, they’re offering me, Ryan Gosling, on demand 24/7 all this month. So when your Mr. Not Ryan Gosling takes you to Olive Garden on Valentine’s Day when you really wanted to go to Red Lobster, you can come home and watch Drive and all your pain will go away. Have you seen Drive? It’s what every girl dreams of — Ryan Gosling set to f*ck music, that’s what Drive is. Somebody on Twitter said that watching it was like watching a music video for my face. Yeah girl, ya heard?
Reports the NY Daily News:
Time Warner Cable has announced a new schedule that gives their Digital TV customers instant access to the swoon-worthy star during the month of February on Movies On Demand.
Gosling’s latest film “Drive” was recently released on DVD, and is now available for viewing on the small screen. Customers can also take a gander at Gosling while watching some of his other memorable films, including: “Remember the Titans,” “Murder by Numbers,” “The Notebook,” “Fracture,” “Lars and the Real Girl,” “Crazy, Stupid, Love” and the Academy Award nominated “The Ides of March.”…“Ryan Gosling On Demand” will be available through February 27.
In all seriousness if you’ve never seen Lars and the Real Girl that’s a great f*cking movie.
I want more like this!
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