Cptn_Worchestershire: What’s the story behind this picture? A lot of really talented people in one place!
Aziz Ansari: That was after a Watch the Throne show in LA.
lotusflower16: What happened to Randy?
fattehboi: he died eating a girl out underwater.
Aziz Ansari: Yep.
yogurtraisins: Hi Aziz Ansari!! Huge, huge fan. Tell us a bit about how it felt to see the President of the United States of America not only talking about you, but teasing you about your Twitter follower count? That just sounds like it would be the most surreal moment ever.
Edit: Link to video for the curious.
Aziz Ansari: It was insane. I’m going to talk about it on Fallon next Wednesday, I’ll tell the whole story.
arghaaronburr: Are you circumcised? This is REALLY important!
Aziz Ansari: I’m really concerned that this is “REALLY important.”
philm0: Upcoming projects, specifically a Randy Movie? Did that fall through the cracks?
Aziz Ansari: We sold that idea but decided to work on other the projects we sold first. All of that stuff is “in development,” “going through drafts,” etc. Movie stuff is so slow. That’s why I love standup!!!
chaospherezero: Do you think you’ll ever become so successful you’ll no longer do stand-up, or do you view stand-up as a necessary part of your career?
Aziz Ansari: I love standup and hope to do it when I’m old as f-ck. Its the best.
Sevidicalone: If you were able to write yourself into the next season of Breaking Bad, who would your character be?
Aziz Ansari: Oh my god. Great question. Maybe Tuco’s lil’ nephew? Or Saul’s intern?
coooolbeans: What are some of the new shows that Harris is watching?
Aziz Ansari: Pretty sure he’s watching Suits and White Collar. I love there’s 2 USA shows with vague titles based on clothing. Leather Belt, Thurs at 10/9c on USA.
Telekineticism: Have any other Harris stories? Or are you saving them for future shows?
Edit: also, have any other favorite racial slurs? It’s cool, we’re ready for it, we won’t be offended.
Aziz Ansari: Harris stories – there are too many, I decided not to do any on the new tour though. There is a new one on Dangerously Delicious about helping with his college essay that might be the best one. There was one I cut about where I tricked him into thinking he had Drake’s AIM handle.
Racial slurs – go to Wikipedia and type List of Racial Slurs. BOOM.
BearsAreDangerous: How did you get started and break into comedy? Was it tough to decide to focus soley on comedy? Did you have to make lots of sacrifices (in the beginning)?
Aziz Ansari: I started doing standup in college and it went from there. Sacrifices? You just do standup as much as you can every night, not a sacrifice if you love it.
StormFreak: What are the first 5 songs I would hear coming from your own DJ Roomba?
Aziz Ansari: Drake – The Motto Meek Mill – I’m a Boss Jay Z – Can I Live? French Montana – Shot Caller (Remix with Diddy version) The Throne – I Love You So
SadSanta12: What do you make of today’s news that R. Kelly is officially coming out with a new “Trapped in the Closet” DVD? (http://pitchfork.com/news/45867-r-kellys-trapped-in-the-closet-returns/)
Aziz Ansari: WHAT???!
bringbacknameneko: Please tell me you just did this.