Aziz Ansari: Hey sorry I left abruptly, was using wifi on a plane and we landed. I’m back now. Sturgeon25 still no word for Rashida but I let her know you were interested.
sturgeon25: Youre the best my man
reebzor: If you could no longer work in show business, what would you do for work?
Aziz Ansari: Try to host a travel show where I eat food and become fatter
coldbitterness: What has it been like to suddenly get to meet and hang out with people who you were a fan of before you became famous? I love reading stuff you post online since you’re such a pop culture nerd (in the best “I want to eat food and watch The Wire with you” way), except you have actually spent time with so many people you’ve nerded out over.
Aziz Ansari: Meeting you people admire and respect is really crazy. The coolest shit ever was I dropped in to work on new standup at this comedy club in NYC and Chris Rock did too and after we both talked for a long time about developing material and comedy and all sorts of stuff. That dude is WHY I even became a comedian. I couldn’t believe it. He’s the best.
terryalj: I would like to hear an interesting Aziz Ansari story. Hopefully involving Kobe Bryant or Kanye West. Truth or fiction. This would make my week. Can you make that happen for me?
Aziz Ansari: Me, Kanye, and Kobe are playing Boggle while I do this Reddit AMA. It’s my turn, gotta run.
lock-watcher: What are your thoughts about Rampart
Aziz Ansari: Man Woody Harrelson really f-cked himself here huh??!
Aziz Ansari: Sh-t. I actually gotta go now. Thanks for all your questions. We’ll do it again soon? Also thanks to everyone that bought the special. I’ll work on getting Harris to do an AMA, if you all plant those fake Dangerously Delicious torrents with either Jingle All the Way or Rampart.
So that’s it. Now if you’ll excuse us, we have to go load up all the torrent sites with copies of Rampart mislabeled as Ansari’s “Dangerously Delicious” comedy special.
I want more like this!
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