HAHAHA…this is kind of special: the Catholic League, a Catholic Church advocacy group that in recent years has seemingly existed for the sole purpose of defending pedophile priests, is pissed — PISSED — that Jon Stewart and the Daily Show staff dared to place a nativity scene in the vicinity of a woman’s vagina during a segment slamming Fox News that aired this week. Furthermore, Catholic League president Bill Donohue charges that there’s been a “media cover-up” over the episode that “showed a picture of a naked woman with her legs spread and a nativity scene ornament placed in between.”
To demonstrate just how mad they are over a nativity scene coming within the length of a crucifix of some filthy whore’s vagina, the Catholic League is currently depicting Stewart, a Jew, surrounded by the flames of hell or something on its website.
Below is a screenshot of the skit in question…
Further, Donohue and his group are demanding that Stewart apologize on his show tonight — not sure if they want him to do so to Catholics, women or vaginas — and are threatening a boycott if he does not.
If he does not, we will mobilize Protestants, Jews, Mormons and Muslims to join us in a boycott of his sponsors. Moreover, we will not stop with a boycott; there are other things that can be done to register our outrage. We are prepared to spend the money it takes to make this a nationwide issue, and we are prepared to stay the course. Tomorrow we will have something definitive to say, one way or the other.
Just so we’re clear on where the Catholic League stands on things: totally cool with priests sticking their dicks in little boys mouths and buttholes, totally not cool with a manger coming anywhere close to a vagina. Got it.
Also, IT WAS PROBABLY A PHOTOSHOP, YOU CLUELESS FOSSILS!
Here’s the full Daily Show sketch for context…
Man now I really can’t wait to watch TDS tonight!
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Where’s Tim Minchin when you need him.
Oh, here he is: [www.youtube.com]
“and his stupid fucking hat.” Very much so.
This is almost as bad as having Kate Upton removed from The Three Stooges.
The Catholic league don’t sound like they’d be the most devoted Daily Show viewers anyway, so . . . screw them?
Yeah, that’s so true. I hope Stewart comes on tonight and is all, “go ahead…boycott me…see if I give a fuck.”
The Catholic League is the worst league since the Xtreme Football League.
The movie version of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was the worst. THEN, Xtreme Football League, THEN the holocaust. I thought everyone knew that.
I am to assume that Jesus merely appeared in the manger? Mary had a Mai Tai and some bons bons during the whole affair while Joseph watched Strongman and then poof, baby in a manger. And this is the 21st Century. I should be working at Spacely Sprockets right now!
My goodness. Don’t tell Pope Joey Ratz that some goomah put a virgin near her vajayjay or we’ll have to sit through another festival for white smoke.
Booger!
“we will have something definitive to say, one way or the other.”
that’s just fantastic.
I’m pretty sure the Catholic Church isn’t OK with sexually abusing children. That being said, they’re completely wrong in their reaction to this picture.
If they weren’t okay with abusing children, they wouldn’t be shielding the priest responsible.
You, sir are cool; the Catholic Church not so much…
We had an “Occupy The Daily Show” event and smote them for a second time with a plague for Passover – frogs today.
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But vaginas are icky! Everyone knows Jesus was birthed out of Mary’s mouth.
“We will mobilize Protestants, Jews, Mormons and Muslims” — Why would Jews or Muslims give a fuck about this? Or anything at all that the Catholic League says? And I guess Mormons probably don’t put any stock in a manger scene either, huh?
Never read Felch comics, I take it…
I haven’t, though I am aware of the practice… and I don’t understand the connection.
Pornography and the Mother of Jesus. Stewart has insulted all women and the Mother of Jesus at the same tim.As a Jew he has shamed his community by his perversity. This is not comedy but obvious religious bigotry and hate speech. I imagine all the religious bigots will rally around his anti-Christian message. Stewart needs to apologize both to Christians and to all women.
@Denis Renaud:
I really hope you’re joking; fox news is run by sexist, capitalist, republican pigs that I’m sure the catholic church and other religious organizations that have had their fair share of corruption as well. Lest you forget the crusades where you forced your religion down other people’s throats in the name of ‘Jesus’. How dare you call him a religious bigot for speaking his mind against a corporate giant and slander his humorous banter with accusations of hate speech. You need to apologize to the world for being ignorant and closed minded.