As you may have heard, folksy Alaskan muppet Sarah Palin bravely ventured outside of the comfy confines of her Alaskan hate bunker to travel to New York — home of COMMUNIST QUEERS — to “co-host” the Today Show yesterday. As you might expect, our big-haired, dimly lit heroine billed her appearance as an “infiltration” of the liberal media cabal’s dark heart, as if she were one of the Navy SEALs tasked with invading Bin Laden’s compound or something.
Naturally, this sparked Jon Stewart’s ire last night.
“You’re pretending this whole appearance is some uncommonly ballsy way of sticking it to the ‘lamestream media,’” Stewart said. “It’s just another way for you to tout your brand of homespun nonsense unchallenged.”
Stewart also took issue with Palin’s complaining about Obama’s divisive “socialist” agenda out of one side of her mouth while spewing her own divisive “Real America” agenda out of the other side, at one point responding to a question about whether Oprah’s cable channel will survive by saying that it will only if it features more conservatives. In other words, Sarah Palin being Sarah Palin
Here’s part one…
And here’s part two…
Nothing to see here folks…just a couple of drag queens discussing pigs in blankets.
I want more like this!
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