Colbert, With Help From William Shatner, Explains The Hot New Obama Gay Martian Conspiracy

Of course by now you’ve heard that, among other things, President Obama’s mom was a porn star and that he’s secretly gay. What’s the latest juicy tidbit about Obama’s past that he’s keeping from us? That’s he was involved in a top secret program to teleport people to mars!

Or, as Stephen Colbert puts it, “rumors of President Obama’s secret gay Martian past emanate from a top-secret government space teleportation program.” Allow him to explain, with some help from William Shatner, of course.