I've been kind of taken aback by the web chatter that's ensued in the wake of this photo of Rihanna grabbing her ass making the rounds on the web of yesterday and today. I mean, after seeing it last night I remember immediately thinking, "Wait, didn't I just see a photo of Rihanna touching herself a few days ago?"
So I did a Google image search using the words "Rihanna crotch grab" to try to find the photo I remembered seeing and HOLY CRAP there's just an avalanche of photos of her touching herself out there! It was frankly kind of hysterical. Like, it was a big deal when Michael Jackson began grabbing himself onstage in the 80s -- it was the new Elvis hip thrust as I recall -- but Rihanna's prolific crotch-grabbing would surely make even MJ blush. Not that we at Uproxx have no problem with it, mind you, it just goes to show you how far(?) we've come as a society in regards to our tolerance for such a thing. The Internet is to blame/credit, obviously.
Anyway, here's some of the photos I ran across in that aforementioned image search. Enjoy...
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![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/02/all-fours-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/02/michael-and-kids-150x150.jpg)
I’m just glad that I didn’t even need to thank you but you knew I’d be thanking you.
@Burnsy…Somebody had to do it, Burnsy.
The Lord’s work.
Most of the pics look like they were made from scratch.
It’s obvious… the woman has crabs.
@LSUFreek…HAHA, I get it!
Here’s to hoping she sub-contracts that work out
It’s her signature move. Like Michael Jackson’s crotch grab. I think it’s hot!
Less photos of her grabbing her crotch. More photos of her grabbing MY crotch.
That must be one pesky yeast infection.
The one in the airport: I did exactly the same thing and was rudely escorted out….
@Moose…Let the TSA do it for you next time.
She really is the gift that keeps on giving. Thank you sir.
Hope TSA will do it for you next time.
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Your name is Jesus right?
hahaha she is awesome…
Anyone that legitimately feels she is legitimately “hawt” is legitimately retarded.
Thats so hot! she is so horney just like me right now! I have my dildo in my crotch masterbating right now! I cant wait to cum all over! it feels so good just like rhianna did! OH MY GOD HERE IT CUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!