
Last week, we showed you a photo of Axl Rose looking, ugh, husky at the kickoff of a new Guns N' Roses tour in Europe. The post was widely shared and a quite hilarious comment thread broke out in which commenters had some fun with Guns N' Roses song names and lyrics by twisting them into fat jokes. It was a ton of mildly offensive, sophomoric fun. (Speaking of UPROXX comments, have you heard that we're giving away nice prizes merely for commenting on this post?)
So now it appears that the rest of the internet has picked up where the UPROXX commenters left off, taking that now-infamous Fat Axl Rose photo and memeing it with childish fat jokes in the form of Guns N' Roses song names and lyrics. If you enjoyed the thread on last week's post, you'll probably love this. Enjoy.
(HT: Buzzfeed. Slides via Quick Meme and Tumblr)



















I can’t remember which site I heard this one on, but: “Welcome to the chunkle, we’ve got funnel cakes.”
That was a fun post, indeed. What happened to the comments, though?
@Chino…The comments on that post are still there. Are they not showing up for you?
This weekend it showed that there were 49 comments, but there were really only about a dozen or so. I see them now. Maybe I just drank too much. Or not enough.
Axl won his beef with Vince Neil. Free steaks for life at Morton’s Steakhouse.
@Chino…Axl drinks Baileys and gravy, fyi.
A sip and a drink and refilling his stein.
He used to eat a little, but the little wouldn’t do it so the little got more and more.
It’s so Easy Cheese
When Steven Adler had his stroke, Axl cursed him for burning the toast.
Knock, Knock, Knocking on the Dairy Queens door….yum, yum, yumyumyum. Mamma take these ho-ho’s from me….I can’t eat them anymore. Their to damn small…not enough calories, I feel like knocking on DQ’s door!!
(I could go on and on)
I used to love her, but I had to eat her.
When you were young and your hoagie was open faced
…so live and eat pie.