The Black Keys have been kind of everywhere lately, spouting off on issues like Spotify and “selling out” in interviews done in conjunction with the release of their new album. The latest chapter of their media blitz finds the duo profiled for a Rolling Stone cover story in which Patrick Carney takes the opportunity to go after some low-hanging fruit.
Patrick Carney is pretty sure he knows what’s ailing his chosen genre these days. “Rock & roll is dying because people became OK with Nickelback being the biggest band in the world,” he says, blowing cigarette smoke out the window of his rented East Village loft a few days before the band heads to L.A. “So they became OK with the idea that the biggest rock band in the world is always going to be shit – therefore you should never try to be the biggest rock band in the world. F*ck that! Rock & roll is the music I feel the most passionately about, and I don’t like to see it fucking ruined and spoon-fed down our throats in this watered-down, post-grunge crap, horrendous sh*t. When people start lumping us into that kind of sh*t, it’s like, ‘F*ck you,’ honestly.”
Writer Brian Hiatt later goes on to note that Carney, before an appearance on Letterman, “has to ‘see what shirts make me look less fat’ – right now, he’s got on a blue button-front from J. Crew, a brand he wears as a sort of anti-hipster statement – and clean up the apartment,” and notes that Carney’s neighbors on the aforementioned loft building include Fabrizio Moretti, Bret Easton Ellis and Tom Cruise.
Look, I’m not saying that the Black Keys are overstaying their welcome and should leave the trashing of Nickelback to people on the internet, but they’re overstaying their welcome and should really leave the trashing of Nickelback to people on the internet. And the people of Detroit, of course.



Oh man they suck.
Trashing Nickleback is sooo… 2005. I mean what’s next, are they going to throw out a Chuck Norris joke to top it off? Or claim that Milhouse is not a meme?
Trashing Nickelback will be appropriate as long as that godawful shit sandwich of a band exists.
The “blowing cigarette smoke out the window of his rented East Village loft” is included as code for “yeah, this guy is up his own ass”.
I totally caught that too. That’s also code for “writer can’t stand his blowhard interview subject.”
Oh no! If his window is open how will he enjoy the smell of his own farts?
When you’re a big rock star, wind is powerless against your big rock star farts.
I have to admit I’m looking forward to seeing their concert with the Arctic Monkeys in a few months because YAY ARCTIC MONKEYS!
Its like they’re the untalented White Stripes
The Arctic Monkeys? Noooo I love them AND the White Stripes. In sort of related news apparently Jack White will be on an episode of American Pickers on History Channel next week.
sorry i was talking about black keys
I love the Black Keys. They’re all over the place now, sure…..but I still love all the music they’ve put out and a lot of what they have to say about things.
I even agree with what they say about Nickelback even though the article seems to portray Carney as an elitist snob.
maybe the reason why they are “overstaying their welcome” is because websites like this repost every article about them.
DING DING DING
or maybe its cause their songs are on every fucking car and jewelry commercial
In my opinion there’s a direct correlation to how awesome your music is and how much of a self righteous prick you can be. Stop churning out albums like El Camino and then there’s trouble.
I’ll take Nickleback over the the Black Sleaze any day.
I like Black Keys new song. Which is good because their ENTIRE album is derived from the sound of that song.
They may be right about Nickelback, but that’s shooting fish in a barrel. What’s his daring take on Bieber? What incisive with can he use to cut up KeDOLLARSIGNHa.
But then it’s in Rolling Stone, which is the TV Guide of music magazines–that is to say, grown as superfluous as my third and sixth nipples. Hey Rolling Stone, Cheers or Jeers for the latest by My Chemical Romance?
The Black Keys talking shit on Nickelback makes me think about Mandelbrot fractals.