Lana Del Rey, Marilyn Manson And Barry Manilow Walk Into A Bar…

Bartender: What kind I get you folks?

MM: I’d like a Bloody Mary, extra blood please.

LDR: I’ll have a glass of the whitest, driest white wine you have.

BM: Two Appletinis, please. And some bar nuts. How are your nuts?

Bartender: My nuts are delicious.

BM: That’s what she said!

Seriously though, I have no idea what’s going here, but LDR and Marilyn Manson might be dating and that sound you just heard is the sound of my head exploding.

Anyway, here’s the internet’s songbird girlfriend on American Idol last night…

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