Rihanna's Video For 'Where Have You Been' Confirms That Rihanna Is Somewhat Attractive, Desirable

You guys, I think I may be developing a little bit of a celeb crush on Rihanna. I know, SHOCKING, right? I mean, yeah she’s hotter than a grease fire in south Texas in July, but for the longest time the whole “having boned Chris Brown” thing was a little too much for me to deal with, but after pwning MTV gloriously on Twitter recently and seeing her dance — sometimes topless — in the video for “Where Have You Been,” I think I’m on board

So Rihanna — I will happily penetrate you now. Just holla whenever you’re ready for this to happen, Ri-Ri. I’ll be waiting.

In the meantime, I’m just going to watch the video below over and over again on continuous loop.

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