Here Is A Lovely Song About All The Various Things Mitt Romney Likes

If you follow politics at all, you know that Mitt Romney has professed to liking a lot of things on the campaign trail, stuff like trees, lakes, grits and firing people.

And to help us all keep track of all of the things Mitt likes, the New York Times (DANG LIBRUL MEDIA!) apparently commissioned the Gregory Brothers — the guys famous on the internet for their glorious autotuning of the news — to splice all the soundbites together into a song, and it’s pretty great. (I mean, how could it not be — Romney’s robotic delivery makes him the perfect candidate for autotuning.) Enjoy…