Before last night, I’d no idea that oil billionaire and frequent Daily Show guest T. Boone Pickens was on Twitter, much less that the old man might actually be following meaningful jizzer Drake, aka “Drizzy.” But he is, on Twitter at least, and one thing is blatantly apparent: his trolling skills are killer, and he knows how to expertly take down slow-moving prey when he sees it.
Drake getting punked by anyone is great. Drake getting punked by an 84 year-old Texan is even greater.
I can’t wait for Drake to write a song about needing to be held over all the pain he’s suffered from this.
(HT: Cord Jefferson)
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As an Oklahoma State Alumni, this give me an immense amount of joy :’)
As it should have!
That’s Alumnus, cowboy. – that guy
Pusha T Boone Pickens!
Sounds like someone is upset at Canada’s oil production.
Hey, take it easy on Drake. Being on Degrassi is just as hard as wildcatting oil fields!