Matchbox Twenty’s Video For ‘She’s So Mean’ Is Basically Booty-Shorts Porn

Look, I’m not really a big fan of this song, but the video for it is kind of fun and features numerous close-up shots of an attractive girl with a nice butt prancing around in booty shorts, so I feel kind of obligated to share it with all of you at the end of a long day. So there’s that.

Additionally, if you can get past the song’s painfully pop-y structure, the story it tells is one I’m sure many reading this can relate to — the gist being how soul-crushing it is to date/stay with someone who’s basically a horrible human being solely because they’re attractive, blindly looking past their litany of flaws because he or she is hot. I know all about it. I’ve been there. Thankfully, though, I’ve reached a point in my life — either because I’ve “evolved” or am just getting old — where I’m past granting tolerance in exchange for looks. F*ck that. Life’s way too short, man. Never. Again.

If you’re still at a point in your life where you put up with someone’s horrible bullsh*t and are willing to let them be a cancer on your life just because they’re easy on the eyes, well, I feel you, but I hope you can get past that soon, because that’s just no way to live. Don’t believe me — take it from Rob Thomas…