I’m rapidly becoming of the opinion that Rihanna’s is the most entertaining celebrity Twitter account out there. Between bitch-slapping MTV into submission and tweeting out inappropriate photos of herself, you just never know what you’re going to get. Her Twitter is the new box of chocolates, ya heard?!
Keeping with tradition, today the sexxxy songbird hinted that she had an encounter with…something, my guesses being a mighty oak tree, an antique, handcrafted armoire, or, well, an erect penis. And that’s the thing — you just never know with this lovably wacky broad. She’s just gonna leave it to all our imaginations, I suppose.
Never change, Rih-Rih. Never change.