WHOOP WHOOP. Where my ninjas at? Yo, check it. The Gathering of the Juggalos, which is like our Mecca and sh*t, started yesterday, and we've got a lineup that's gonna bring in those who are down with the clown from all over this motherf*ucking Faygo-loving country. Juggahoes need not attend...
OK, I can't do that any longer, though I do recommend checking out the Juggalo Dictionary — "Feminem" instead of "Eminem"? CLASSIC. Anyway, yes, the Gathering did begin yesterday, bringing more than 10,000 'Lo's and 'Lette's to Cave-In-Rock, Illinois, 10 of whom have already been arrested. There are also dozens of bands playing between now and Sunday, including some you've actually heard of (Danny Brown, Biz Markie, the Fat Boys, Insane Clown Posse, of course). But the bill is mostly stocked with artists signed to Psychopathic Records. As a way of playing catch-up to what Juggalos have known for years, here are 10 amazing lyrics from bands playing the Gathering. Turns out, they're obsessed with their nuts.
R.I.P. Ass Dan.
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“Love you like a matador, life is just a metaphor…”
*shrugs, drinks Faygo, cooks meth, smokes meth*
SO DEEP, NINJAS.
oh, ass dan. gone but not forgotten
Yo, everybody gets a pitchfork.
What about magnets?
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
/magic everywhere in this bitch
Ah, yes. Hed P.E. Those bastions of class who also released a song called “CBC”, or as the chorus elegantly explains, “Cum bitch, cum”.
Oh, sure. Their writing talents may be minimal at best, but reading these lyrics back in John Gielgud’s voice? Well worth it.
horrible music!
Yeeeeee-ahh! You KNOW I’m down ta see my ninjas MRS. POTATO DICK flip that shizznutz! Woop-woop! Last year me n MC Hammertoe was so fucked up we wuz huffin skotchgard backsgtage! But fo realz yo itz all about FAMILY. Word life.
#7 Busted a kanye hahaha…..and #9 is straight classic….WooP! WooP! …havent bought a new album in like 6 years but i still got clown love…if your hating its just cuz your being thick…as much as people clown on the posse you cant blame them for missing the perspective.
their perspective not “the”…whats up with a edit function. . .
I knew some dipshit juggalo would stop by and not realize the point of the post. Poor stupid bastard. Can we get the guy a blanket, and help him find his way back to his parents’ meth lab?
I’m sorry was my comment not the usual stuff you masturbate to?
insult my intelligence when you got something a little more clever than “Dipshit”…what is that from the 50′s.. poor lonely web rapist…
Okay. How’s this? You’re a microcephalic philistine with the intelligence and musical taste of a mentally retarded preapubescent. Happy now?
The point is we’re all laughing at you. I’m happy that you found UPROXX when you did a search for ICP, but we all can’t fucking stand juggalos, and the post is pointing out how the music you like is complete shit. It’s meant to be funny because of how idiotic the lyrics actually are. Clever enough for you, you oblivious waste of flesh?
Found the site for the hilarious reviews….actually….and most people already know ICP pride themselves in how shitty their music actually is… tongue and cheek, it was popular in the 80′s early 90′s….I now mostly listen to old punk….feel free to molest that opinion too. haha…and sorry but just as you cant respect me for the music i appreciate, i cant respect someone who takes Rob Zombie as a serious director…but im not going to take time out of my day to flame about it…but yes yes, waist of flesh and all that….your clearly a flourishing music producer who is just insulted to know their in the same field right? Or, maybe your just that guy sitting in the dark corner of his moms basement at 1am looking for a cliche insult to throw at someone…
I dont agree with your methods, but it’s your right as a internet subscriber haha Grats! +1 +1
*sigh*
You just don’t get it, do you?
What the hell is Mushroomhead doing at that event? They actually have some good stuff
My thoughts exactly.
Has Fear Factory really sunk this low?
Well, I guess ‘Demanufacture’ was nearly 20 years ago…