WHOOP WHOOP. Where my ninjas at? Yo, check it. The Gathering of the Juggalos, which is like our Mecca and sh*t, started yesterday, and we’ve got a lineup that’s gonna bring in those who are down with the clown from all over this motherf*ucking Faygo-loving country. Juggahoes need not attend…
OK, I can’t do that any longer, though I do recommend checking out the Juggalo Dictionary — “Feminem” instead of “Eminem”? CLASSIC. Anyway, yes, the Gathering did begin yesterday, bringing more than 10,000 ‘Lo’s and ‘Lette’s to Cave-In-Rock, Illinois, 10 of whom have already been arrested. There are also dozens of bands playing between now and Sunday, including some you’ve actually heard of (Danny Brown, Biz Markie, the Fat Boys, Insane Clown Posse, of course). But the bill is mostly stocked with artists signed to Psychopathic Records. As a way of playing catch-up to what Juggalos have known for years, here are 10 amazing lyrics from bands playing the Gathering. Turns out, they’re obsessed with their nuts.
R.I.P. Ass Dan.
“Shittalkaz” by Blaze Ya Dead Homie
(Via)
“Car Fulla White Boys” by Haystak
(Via)
“Chancre Sore” by Mushroomhead
(Via)
“Bad Boy” by P.O.D.
(Via)
“Tits, Clits, and Bong Hits” by Hed P.E.
(Via)
“Hiroshima” by Zug Island
(Via)
“Scumgrief” by Fear Factory
(Via)
“Spin the Bottle” by Twitzid
(Via)
“Bitch, I’m Sexy” by Dark Lotus
(Via)
“Fuck the World” by Insane Clown Posse
(Via)
