Taylor Swift's Latest Breakup Anthem Is The Fastest Selling Song In iTunes History

It’s Taylor Swift’s world, and to think otherwise is to cheat on her, and then she’ll write a song about you and it’ll sell 17 million copies and THEN you’ll be sorry. It took all of a record-breaking 50 minutes for Swift’s newest BOYS ARE SUCH ICKY, INDIE RECORD-LOVING JERKS ballad for the sun-dress crowd, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” to hit #1 on iTunes, besting Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way.” That’s very impressive. Congratulations, Mrs. Swift. But one question: who is your song about? Let’s ask the pros.

Yahoo Answers, who is Taylor Swift’s new song about?

I HAVE LOVED TAYLOR SINCE 2008 AND BEEN TO EVERY CONCERT WHEN SHE CAME TO WHERE I LIVE AND I OWN WONDERSTRUCK AND MY ROOM IS COVERED WITH HER. I LOVE TO MEET NEW SWIFTIES. ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE?:) xoxo (Via)

OK, that’s all well and good, but it doesn’t really answer what I asked.

Spiritually speaking Is this a sign that I should change my name? Today Taylor Swift released a new song named “we are never ever getting back together” .I don’t like it and it sounds she uses auto tune. So should I change my name to “I love Girls Generation(SNSD) so much” (Via)

What the hell are you talking about?

Do you think Taylor Swift hates jews because of Jake Gyllenhaal? If a jew broke you heart and mistreated you , you’ll hate all jews won’t you? (Via)

Well, problem solved. Thanks, Yahoo Answers.

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