I think by this point my feelings about Chris Brown are abundantly clear, yet there’s still a part of me that wishes he’d stop being a petulant twat so that I, and other people who dislike petulant twats, don’t have to hate him so much anymore. Seriously, dude, just let me like you. Just stop being an jerk at every turn for the love of god.
But, of course, that’s too hard for a guy like Chris Brown. He just can’t help himself. So instead he goes and gets the image of a beaten woman — who bears a striking resemblance to Rihanna, the woman he famously almost beat to death — tattooed on his neck. Because why not?! Oh, but don’t worry, you guys, it’s all okay because…
Reports the Daily Mail:
But sources close to Chris insist any similarities (to Rihanna) are purely coincidental, telling TMZ: ‘It’s a random woman.’
Oh, that makes it all totally not disturbing at all, thanks!
Brown recently had the other side of his neck tattooed — one of “an indian chief transforming into a wolf.” HE’S SO EDGY!
If there is a God, Drake will soon unveil a neck tattoo of Rihanna going down on him, escalating the Chris Brown/Drake beef to the ridiculous level it deserves to rise to.
(Via Daily Mail)
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what a horrible idiot tattoo to get
what a horrible idiot.
And yet his fans still defend him. Christ.
You don’t know about #teambreezy girls love him.
Here’s the thing, asshole: The battered women jokes are only funny if you DON’T ACTUALLY FUCKING BATTER WOMEN.
/looks up recipe for battered women
When I see people like him and Kim Kardashian, I really wish we lost the cold war.
Seriously, would those people ever be allowed to exist, let alone be rich and famous in a Soviet run America?
They really make me rethink this whole “freedom” thing and the bullshit that comes along with it.
Ease up, Loki. We only want to be ruled by obesity.
He just needs to get hit by a bus already.
Monday, a Kardashian compares the criticism over her fake marriage to cancer. Tuesday, a woman-beating jackwagon tattoos said woman’s face on his neck.
*Sigh* It’s going to be a long week.
Yeah and last week said woman was going on about how she still loved said jackwagon.
Would it be wrong to hope that he goes (even more) completely unhinged and drunk drives a crotch rocket into the side of a dump truck?
Would it be wrong that if I could get a video of that I would watch it every year on my birthday and pleasure myself?
What a complete douche-nugget ass-clown. I really hate this guy…
Haters gonna hate. As well we should, I suppose.
In my head, the story goes: he got super-drunk, started lamenting the fact that people will probably hate him forever for what he did to Rihanna, then said, “You know what, I’ma ink that shit on my neck,” so as to physically brand himself in the way that society has figuratively branded him. Wear it like an albatross or sump’n, in either a “woe is me” kind of way, or, less likely, in a “taking responsibility” kind of way.
The world might’ve become a marginally better place had he not been struck by that brilliant idea, and instead continued to drink until succumbing to alcohol poisoning. But I’m not here to make such assertions.
Exactly…in the scope of things…yeah. This observation makes PLENTY of sense. People gotta have vilains. He kicked the shit out of a public sweet heart. A definite DOUCHE move, too. That makes him a prime candidate, but seriously for how long…and he’s got talent (not in the singing department, of course), so you figure he’ll stay relevant and people figure he can take it, but for how long? People with the “hate hate hate hate shit-babble” need to get as angry about these fucking gas prices…heh, heh….ya know.
Beating the hell out of a lady is worse than “a douche move” — it’s monstrous — and I didn’t mean to pardon him for it with my comment. It’s terrible and he hasn’t shown enough public contrition to convince me that he’s really sorry about what he did (though, as I said, I suspect this tattoo might be his own weird form of contrition), and he’s been brazen in his response to his detractors, which seems to communicate that he doesn’t regret it as deeply as we’d hope, if at all.
He’s a huge asshole for whom I have nothing but contempt, but I’m not one to wish death on the guy, or condemn him eternally for doing one deplorable thing at the age of 19. I try to be about forgiveness, and I wanna see Brown show some genuine contrition about what he did so that I can forgive him, thus I like to imagine that that’s what the tattoo’s about. I’m not really willing to bet that that’s the case, though.
I think this is a sign of the end times. I just hope that when he goes to jail, the other inmates make this an “ironic” tattoo
ugh. i hate his big dumb face with its pube-like face hair.
When reached for comment on the similarities Chris Brown said ” No, no, no, they are two different women the woman on my neck has 1 black eye and I gave Rihanna 2 black eyes”
chris brown tattoo speaks on its meaning and the birth of it also compares to beyonce and rihanna [youtu.be]
what an illustrious piece of shit
I get it….jeez. It’s a constant reminder of the awful thing he did and will HOPEFULLY never do it to another woman again in his life. Damn, cut him some slack, shit. Everybody acts like he rolls over to her house to get a weekly beating in. Fuck it, it’s not like ANY of YOU are gonna ever let him forget it. Look at it this way, any Christians out there ROCKIN their CROSSES? It’s not like Jesus needs THAT little reminder either, but see what I’m getting at…I’m not even a Chris Brown fan, but you faggoty* lot are driving me to kick baby seal in the liver…and I mean faggoty in the MOST OFFENSE way possible to someone uncool enough not to get what I’m saying…Ahhh..all better. Time for a S.S.S.
I see what you’re getting at: Chris Brown=Jesus.
I Love Chris Brown. He makes people so mad. Dude is a troll genius. I already know I’m going to get bashed for saying anything positive about him but hey people were cheering so hard for Jason Kidd to win a championship because they hated Lebron so much that they forgot that this dude used to routinely beat the shit out of his wife. Soooo we are guilty of supporting a woman beater. GO KNICKS!!!!!
By the way It’s a MAC cosmetics design of a skull associated with the Mexican celebration of the Day of the Dead. But let hype and fury guide you to believe that its Rihanna.
I didn’t know Chris Brown was Mexican.
@JJ I didn’t know half the white, black, and hispanic kids walking around with Chinese words on their bodies were Asian either. Don’t get pithy.
Wasn’t meant to be pithy, just funny.
(or at least they should)
I would punch this fucking douche in the face if I saw him on the street out of principle.
Who’s Chris Brown? Who’s Rhianna? Shitty tattoo, and shitty place to get one. Guy comes off as a jackass that likes to beat women. What a loser!
Man, it’s times like this I wish the Punisher was real. First Chris Brown, then Charlie Sheen.
This shiz is hilarious. She was like nigga u aint shiz. Then he was like biatch what you say. Wham first blue eye. Rihanna then went ahead and said is that the best you got nigga. Which sent him off the edge. Now in my mind that’s coercion, but no he’s the bad guy. I’ve seen chicks mentally and verbally abusing guys but that’s OK. He made a mistake, and all of you out there in la la land have not messed up once right? Go beat on another guy or something cause that’s acceptable!!!