Fiona Apple Arrested For Smoking Stuff People Are Forbidden From Smoking In Texas

Okay, kids — time to get cranking on those “Free Fiona” t-shirts while the gettin’ is good.

Reports TMZ:

Fiona Apple was arrested at a border stop in Texas yesterday … after authorities claim they found hashish on the “Criminal” singer’s tour bus … TMZ has learned.

It all went down in Sierra Blanca, TX — where stars like Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg and Armie Hammer have all been arrested for drugs in the past.

But apparently, Apple didn’t learn from their mistakes … and when her bus was stopped for inspection, cops turned up the hash — a strong form of cannabis.

Cops say Apple was also in possession of a small amount of weed.

Seriously, why do artists who smoke weed even step foot in Texas. It’s obviously a hostile place for stoner musicians, not to mention being chock full of bible-thumping morons.

Now, feel free to leave your “Criminal” jokes in the comments.

(Mugshot via TMZ)