
I have a theory that at some point in every white guy’s teenage years, he wants to be John Cusack. Whether it’s the music nerd Cusack from High Fidelity, the assassin Cusack from Grosse Pointe Blank, or the borderline suicidal Cusack from Better Off Dead, there are no wrong answers, unless you pick a Cusack movie post-2000.
I, for one, wanted to be the romantic/aspiring kickboxer Cusack from Say Anything, to the point where I had a poster of the famous boombox scene in my bedroom. This was a few years before I realized girls weren’t exactly clamoring for a guy who owns a copy of Peter Gabriel’s So.
But this weekend, Cusack and Gabriel reunited and briefly made themselves seem cool again by (sort of) recreating Lloyd Dobler’s grand gesture to Diane Court at Los Angeles’ Hollywood Bowl. Watch it below, via Consequence of Sound, and marvel at how from afar, Gabriel now looks like Mike from Breaking Bad.



Runaway Jury and Ice Harvest are two very decent post-2000 Cusack movies.
You.. are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. Cusack’s the guy. You.. are not the guy.
I used to love John Cusack, but after 2012 and how he spends his entire time on twitter arguing with people on politics I’ve kind of cooled off with my man-crush.
Dumped? In the Malibu!? Nahhhhh Man! NOOOOO!
If the Replacements ever get back together, Cusack could do the same thing when they play “Within Your Reach”.
Still a great song and a great album. But what’s with the “synchronized dancing” on stage? I have more rhythm than that.