Morrissey Looked Totally Stoked To Be On ‘The Colbert Report’ Last Night

The Pope of Mope is in New York City for a series of concerts (the last time he was here, I accidentally stepped on a woman’s face at one of his more calamitous shows, but that’s a story for another time/for the courtroom), and last night, he dropped by The Colbert Report for an interview and a performance of “People Are the Same Everywhere.” You can see both below, but first I want to talk about The Moz Face.

Not only does he look like Joaquin Phoenix from The Master, there are literally millions of things Morrissey would rather be doing than appearing on The Colbert Report, including: eating an Ultimate Angus sandwich from Arby’s, having sex with a man and/or woman, watching a guy named Butch slaughter an adorable lamb in front of him, saying something about the royals, letting his friends become successful, and reuniting with Johnny Marr. Never change, Morrissey.

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