
Overheard in Chris Brown’s publicist’s office recently…
Publicist: Okay, Chris let’s talk about what you’re going to be for Halloween.
Brown: HMMMM.
Publicist: Well I was thinking you could go as something cute and cuddly, like Elmo or that Ron Swanson guy.
Brown: NAAAAAAH I’M GON BE A TERRORIST! (Walks out.)
Publicist: Well okay then.
And that’s exactly how it happened.



I’d love to hear that Chris Brown is the David Hasselhoff of the Middle East. Actually, no screw that, I wouldn’t.
Why does anyone continue to give this guy any attention at all? Does anyone in their right mind think of him as anything less than garbage? Hell he doesn’t even have the talent to let people overlook the whole horrible human being thing
In fact could I petition that from here on out Brown is treated with the same disdain and avoidance that this site gloriously uses for a certain TLC show that shall go unnamed
Awesome… looks like d bag chris woman beater brown has officially replaced ashton kutcher as the person i’d like to fight and then surgically remove his manhood…..
hes like the poor mans tupac — the one we never wanted…
No I would still take on Ashton Kutcher. I haven’t forgotten the trucker hats and many other things.
i cant even tell which ones chris brown is in that picture