
It’s a lie. All of it. Everything we know to be true is false. America’s Got Talent? Hardly. Clearly, all the talent belongs to the French, or more specifically, one contestant on La France a un incroyable talent who walks onstage as a demure, softspoken lady and walks off a F*CK YEAH METAL WOMAN.
According to a translator on YouTube, where the video was posted under the headline, “Hot Girl Has A Remarkable Audition,” via Reddit, one of the judges declined her at the end of her performance because he “was not open-minded at all,” while the other two, “ask her if she can hold a voice like that for a long time, she says 1h and they are impressed.” As are we. Can’t wait for her band, Boiled Susans, to drop their first EP.



9/10
Would (head)bang.
Nice.
guy at 1:03 is the smartest person in that room
it’s awesome because she’s hot as balls.
She wears black because black is how she feels because she’s hot as balls.
This is terrifying.
I have the wierdest erection right now.
Would marry
I have the heaviest metal boner right now. Seriously, so hot.
wow that was amazing
Tres le suck.