First, the fun news: hey, look, for Halloween Katy Perry dressed up as Jane, the best friend of the titular character from MTV’s angst-ridden cartoon classic, Daria! That’s cool! Even better, the woman who went as Daria is Shannon Woodward from Warming Glow favorite Raising Hope. I’m glad Russell Brand isn’t around anymore, otherwise he’d ruin Trent for me. Plus, the whole Trent/Jane incestous thing would be weird.
In less fun news, Katy Perry is sullying the minds of our innocent children with her “f*cking cum gun,” at least according to Crystal Castles’ Alice Glass in an interview with NME. The electro-goth group singer said:
Crystal Castles’ Alice Glass has hit out at against a mainstream media which she says “hates women”.
“We need an army because the mainstream hates women,” Glass says in this week’s NME, which is on newsstands from today and available digitally.
“I think a lot of kids are more sexualised now than they were now than they were years ago and I’m not sure it’s a coincidence,” she says. “Like f*cking Katy Perry spraying people with her f*cking d*ck, her f*cking cum gun coming on f*cking children. And little girls, like six-year-old girls wearing a shirt with ‘I wanna see your [pea] c*ck’ on it”
She added: “Don’t prey on vulnerable people like that. Don’t encourage little girls to get dressed up, to have cupcakes on their tits to get people to lick them off ‘cos that’s what you’re insinuating.” (Via)
I have no idea what she’s talking about. But seriously, “Firework” is a great song.
(Via NME)
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The fact that Shannon’s wearing the wrong type of glasses for Daria, frustrated me to no end. Then I starred at Katy’s boobs and calmed right down
“I think a lot of kids are more sexualised now than they were years ago…”
What an incredibly vague and obvious position to take.
I also think other things are different now than they were in other time periods. I also think things about stuff. Also words. Symbols. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! *seal clap*
Actually everything she is right, being someone who is older (24) looking back on these young kids they are freaking insane. when I was in eighth grade there were like 4 kids banging in the entire grade, now I hear stories being proud of getting it up the ass in 8th grade. Kids have zero idea what they are doing and teen pregnancy has been showboated around as a way to get on MTV.
No one said she’s wrong about that, Nilf — it’s just kind of a “duh” thing to say.
Though I don’t know what the deal is with this “spraying them with her dick” story. I guess she does that at concerts?
When the fuck did 24 become older? Every generation laments exactly what you just..lamented? When I was in 8th grade in the mid 80′s no one was having sex, and there were no blowjobs, and no slut shaming or bullies. It was a magical time with elves and no one ever got stuffed into a locker or anything. Thankfully Salt N Pepa came along to talk about Sex for us/with us.
Yeah! Things should be like they were 100 years ago! When girls got married when they were 12!
Crystal Castles? Is that the same thing as a glass house?