The last few days have been rough, man. A beloved children's entertainer has been accused of sleeping with an underage teenager. Warming Glow retired Corgi Friday. Department store mascot Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. "Thanksgiving" happ...woah woah woah, THEY BROKE UP? Say it ain't so.
On Friday, multiple sources confirmed that the couple, who had been dating for nearly two years, called it quits. Sources also claim it was the 20-year-old actress who decided it was time to end the relationship, in part because of their "crazy schedules" and because she had major "trust issues" with Bieber. (Via)
It so. But that's not even the worst part of the story: the fact that Bieber is allegedly now dating 19-year-old Hungarian Victoria's Secret model Barbara Palvin is. Why? Because he looks like this, and she this...
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Well at least we have the Christmas episode of Community to look forward to.
*Begins to sob uncontrollably.*
Awesome, I’ve always wanted to date a motocycle-riding spambot before!
What the fuck…
They can vomit up their meals together!
I don’t know who’s prettier. But seriously WTF.
She was so close to being mine. Cure you Beiber
I’m pretty sure that was a typo, but “Cure you Bieber” made my day.
They outlawed that in California. Just sayin.
Which one is which?
I’m sure that one day they can abstain from making adorable children of the damned.
The worlds is stupid.
who the heck really cares if they broke up or not?
Rich, attractive male bags attractive girlfriend shocker.
Atta boy Biebs. Achievement Unlocked!
Wheres Justin Beiber? I just see some hot model in the pics and the first one is her and Hilary Swank. Right?
Good for him. Though, I can’t help but notice this is the second straight girlfriend who didn’t have nice tits. He doesn’t know what he’s missing.
Bieber can’t work the middle, his thing too little.
I see Bieber’s gone Super Saiyan
+1
Pop Quiz, who spent more time on their hair and make-up?