
Things and/or People Yoko Ono Has Killed:
1. The Beatles
2. My love of music, after hearing her warble her way through a cover of “Fireworks” by Katy Perry.
Noises That Resemble Yoko Ono’s Singing Voice:
1. The sound you make when scalding hot water comes out of the shower when the rest of the house is freezing.
2. The laughter of a man who only knows how to cry, coincidentally the name of Yoko’s next album.
3. A bullfrog’s orgasm.
4. An asthmatic cat that’s being rubbed with a cheese grater.
This is fun! Watch the video below (make sure to have your computer volume low) and add your own.
(And don’t lie: you know you love the original version.)
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John Lennon is dead, yet Yoko One walks the earth. There is no god.
John Lennon thought this woman was so transcendentally talented, that he broke up the Beatles. There are no words.
What kind of fake-ass people clap, following such auditory assault by someone so pop-culturally irrelevant?
Holy Hell that was dreadful.
People are actually laughing at her. I mean a semi-circle of people are standing no more then 30 feet away laughing at her pathetic plea for people to pay attention to her.
Irrelevance is the greatest punishment this woman has earned. Too bad she doesn’t have the self realization to know that she irrelevant.
I thought for a minute that maybe she was doing it as a joke, which would be hilarious, until I remembered she has no sense of humor.
I believe the music was added later, because the clip was played with no sound like a year ago on Stern. It was some sort of like performance art piece where she just screams in a museum.
I’m so sorry John! I should have shot her!