Over the weekend, TMZ published photos of professional teenage girl moistener Justin Bieber smoking what appears to be a marijuana joint with a bunch of stoner bros. According to TMZ’s source, after executing innocent brain cells with weed smoke, Bieber and his pals became obsessed with where they could procure some late night grub. (Dudes, Taco Bell exists almost solely to serve people like you.) Shocking, right?
After the photos were published, Bieber took to Twitter and struck an apologetic tone…
Obviously, the Biebs is about 6 months from blowing random dudes behind dumpsters for crack. This much is abundantly clear.
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Then made Selena hike-up her skirt so he could see her panties.
my friend’s mother makes $79/hour on the laptop. She has been fired from work for 9 months but last month her income was $15484 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Here’s the site to read more FLY38.ℂom
So what’s different in six months?
Oh, for crack.
No need for crack. Apparently weed knocks him out or something
i just want weed legalized so we can stop acting like it’s news when an 18 year old smokes some.
You don’t detect sarcasm very well, do you?
that was aimed at news outlets in general, not at this post
I stand corrected.
Well, his “apology” is officially the most obnoxious thing I’ve read in a while. Kudos to you, Swaggy Bro.
too bad he was probably high as shit when he made tha apology haha i smoke weed and props to jb he earned respect right there.. o n ur a hater
He has no career. Hasn’t for a couple of years. I’d smoke weed if I was him too.
Actually, the weeds not the problem, problem is him staying in the public light for no reason.
smokin weed aint bad, keep smokin weed jb fuck yea keep smokin fuk everybody that thinks weed is terrible weeds awesome weeds the shit. eddy r u serious no career? this kid has all tha lil teens riding his d–k ur stupid for that.. u cant even make urself believe this kid isnt filthy rich and isnt getting richer. u r officially an idiot for that retarded ass cmment
no u
Random lonely vowels! Clumps of consonants! 1980′s Yo!MTV Raps slang! Grrrrrrr.
I really hope that you’re not a troll. The irony is too sweet for it all to be a facade.
N JB keep smokin n dont apologize to tha sorry ass haters that hate weed smokers for no damn reason yall needa get a life n stay up off our d–ks
Good job, good effort.
Jesus that is a lot of periods in that tweet. The only thing in this article that has had more is Justin. …I’ll show myself out, so I just go out the same way I go in?
How the FUCK is smoking weed going to lead to sucking dick for crack? Lmfao, he obviously wouldn’t have to suck dick anyways when he’s got so much money already. Overreacting cunts, need to get over yourselves. :~)
hahahahahaha let me guess, you’re a belieber? How did I know?
cause you’re a fucking idiot.
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You obviously are unaware of the dangers of a gateway drug like marijuana. He’ll blow all his money on heroin and then move on to crack, meaning he’ll be blowing dudes for a fix in no time. Just remember that you heard it here first!
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In case you haven’t realized it yet: that part of the article was sarcastic, numbnuts.
you must be an idiot right? JUSTIN BIEBER LIVES IN CALIFFORNIA!! … lol SMOKING WEED IS LEGAL IF YOU ARE 18+ WITH A DOCTORS RECCOMENDATION and, which btw isn’t hard to get, a reccomendation can cost as low as $25 depending on where you go…
oh and with a reccomendation you can also grow up to 6 plants in your own home, and can transport up to an ounce -__- …
AND LETS NOT FORGET THAT COLORADO RECENTLY LEGALIZED MARIJUANA AND ARE TREATING IT LIKE ALCOHOL..!!
so the only thing i think people should be tripping off of the most… is him drinking them nasty ass Coronas… since you have to be 21+ to drink…
Doesn’t matter. He’ll be a heroin junkie in no time. You heard it here FIRST!
Fuck you Cajun Boy! You can’t tell him what to do; you’re not his real dad!
It’s true, you can’t say a single negative thing without his batshit insane fans ready to cut you in his defense. Seriously, keep it up kids, in a few years the Tea Party will desperately need your passion.
Trolling his Belieber death cult is almost too easy.
Do you beliebe in drugs after drugs…
The internet REALLY needs a sarcastic font. I recommend Jokerman.
You get knocked down, you get up. You get down, you get knocked up. Ask Selena, she knows.
justin bieber is a gimp, who thinks hes sik and never will be with that name, GIMP
Doesn’t there come a point where, as a celebrity on the level of Bieber (fame level, not performance level) you realize that you are untouchable and instead of tweeting some insincere apology you just say “I like to have a beer and a joint with my friends on occasion. Don’t like it? Don’t buy my shit.”
Because if celebrities can stop pretending they give a fuck about web-based faux moral outrage then we can all stop pretending we give a shit about their responses to it. It would really be nice if we could let all these people know that not everything is about them and people aren’t looking to your Twitter feed for startling revelations on the trials and tribulations of coming of age as a pop star. When the paparazzo died last week trying to get a pic of this kid, the story somehow became about Bieber and his Twitter apology. Why do we continue to feed their egos?
I could see him giving Lindsay a loan soon.
He already resembles Vanilla Ice, my hope is he implodes like Ice or MC Hammer so we can see him in low-budget late night TV commercials or celebrity boxing 10 years from now
Omfg!!! I liked justin i allways called him gay but i knew that he wernt hes soo fit but weed… No this has down graded him for me he says he loves his fans well if he did then he needs to explain why hes smoking it and why is he letting his fans cut there risks
I agree and I DEMAND ANSWERS. WHY ARE YOU ALLOWING THEM TO CUT THEIR RISKS, BIEBER?! WHY?!
How many of these comments are earnest? If any, these little girls need to smoke some of that Granddaddy P and then go back to worshipping. Granddaddy P is a weed, right?
Omg, i heard about this and had to look it up! I am not really a Bieber fan but this is insane, so what if he likes to have a smoke i know people that have smoked weed for over 30 years every day and they have never felt the need to even try any other drugs. I myself enjoy a smoke and have done for a few years now, this does not mean that i have ever or will ever take any other drugs. Just because he smokes weed does not mean that he don’t care about his fans, of course he does ur the ones that give him his money…… DERRR! I don’t think people have the right to tell anyone what to do especially if u dont know a fucking thing about weed, the effects and what it may lead on to.
People usually drift on to heavier drugs because they start to realize that weed is a depressant and does not do as well at suppressing bad memories as harder drugs or drink. In my eyes drink is more of a gateway to hard drugs then weed! Clearly more likely to try class As when your drunk then if u have just smoked a fat blunt and feel paranoid!
That was irritating me lol! DON’T BLAME WEED FOR CRACKHEADS they chose to take crack weed didnt make them do it! Idiots
Smoking weed, drinking Corona … he’s doing what every 18-year-old bro does.
he smoked a bit of bud, dont most teenagers at some point? although to be fair if i was him id start smoking crack to get away from the emarassement of being justin bieber…
he’s is not on his way to a crack head .all he did was making a mistake but we all learn from them dont wee bieber fever
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isn’t the attitude towards weed pretty relaxed in Canada? I guess the overreaction will be coming from the states, surprised they haven’t started steamrolling his albums yet…