When we last checked in on 30 Seconds to Mars frontman Jordan Catalano, he was starving himself because he’s an awful but dedicated thespian, in addition to fronting a glam rock band and being a douchebag. So what is that guy from Requiem for a Dream up to now? Looking for albinos on Twitter, naturally!
Maybe the guy who once tried to start a fight with the Hobbit for not liking his shitty band should just look in the mirror to find the albino he’s seeking…
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Could a pasty ginger qualify as an albino? If so, I think I might know a guy…
I wonder who is the douchebag here… maybe the one who wrote this “article”…