Last week some reporter asked Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney — for who knows what reason — to comment on twatty swag-bro Justin Bieber’s lack of Grammy nominations. Carney responded by saying: “He’s rich, right? Grammy’s are for music, not for money. He’s making a lot of money. He should be happy, I guess.”
As you can probably imagine, Bieber’s death cult didn’t take his comments too well. And it probably didn’t help that Bieber, like a mob boss dispatching thuggish minions to settle a score, sent them after him.
Initially Carney simply retweeted some of the Belieber venom directed at him, adding smart-ass comments to the retweets here and there. But at some point in the past few days he changed his profile pic to a pic of Bieber wearing glasses similar to his and he began assuming Bieber’s identity.
Naturally, this has sent Beiber’s fans into a hysterical tailspin of frothy insanity…
This one below may be my fav. LOL “swag vibe”…
Go read Carney’s full feed from the past few days. The whole thing is a great little piece of performance art trolling.
Thanks for the tip, Ross.
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Amazing
maybe the first non-musical thing he’s done that doesn’t make him seem like a fucker.
Wrong.
It proves what a completely unfunny, utterly lacking even an ounce of used rented sense of humor egomaniacal self absorbed pathetic little shit he truly is.
And no I’m not a Beiber fan, just a sensible, intelligent human being.
jesus, did Patrick Carney fuck your sister or something?
nobody who’s not a Bieber fan would get this riled up over it. settle down, weirdo.
Lighten up, Joe.
+1 dissident
And I can confirm Patrick Carney fucked Joe Gordon’s sister. Source: Slapped fives.
Otto for the win. “Ladies like me because I rarely wear underwear and if I do it’s something unusual.”
Joe Gordon has zero swag vibe.
That’s why the guys in his car club call him the “cruiser”.
Should have called him the dork.
Music is so important to the world, you guys.
I was a conservative before Rage Against the Machine taught me that throwing bricks at a Starbucks was like being a Freedom Rider.
But when it came time to throw bricks through that Starbucks window, you left me all alone.
Damn you two, you got glass in my carmel machiato!!!
AB, do you mean that literally or metaphysically?
My favorite from this was a tweet from his brother Michael Carney “14 years later and Patrick Carney is still getting bullied by kids in high school.”
Yeah, apparently he’s jumped on board as well as “Bieber Beta-Test”: [twitter.com]
I particularly like this one from Bieber Beta-Test @carneymichael:
“@drphil something weird happened to me today. I need some advice.”
He’s topped it again in the last two hours. New handle is: B13B3R V1RU5.
He’s changed his handle to “Patric Bieber Carney” now.
Bieber deserves this and so much more.
I think my favorite part is how the beiliebers have it all in their own hands. All they have to do is stop tweeting him and he’ll immediately get bored.
That will literally NEVER happen.
Exactly. But they’re all too moronic to realize this. Guess that’s the price you pay when your primary demographic is 10-15 year olds.
I hope he’s made a separate list on his Twitter for his Swaggy Bros.
I’ve been watching this unfold the past few days. It’s really the only reason I still visit twitter now.
This was the best surprise to open up when I fired up my Twitter for the first time in a few days yesterday.
Ohh and now he’s back to just being Patrick. It was fun while it lasted.
He probably realized he was in a pissing match with a bunch of 12-year-old girls and immediately stopped.
Yeah, but now his brother has changed to “B13B3R V1RU5″.
It’s interesting how trolling comes full circle, from anonymous hate to tool of satire.
Justine bieber is too rich to be such a cunt
Hey, Carney, a real man would find better uses of his time, especially a ehem…hahaha “grammy worthy” musician like yourself.
What a laugh pretentious music people are. Hell, I’d rather back a nitwit popstar like Bieber, at least what ya get from him is honest…albeit ridiculous. Fuck I have self entitled hipsters.
Pop music is honest? Holy fuck, Craig. You’re absolutely daffy!
trollololololol
NAE TRUE SCOTSMAN WOULD TROLL A BIEBER FAN.
Craig, I bet 335544 isn’t even your real last name. Like I’m gonna trust a liar like that.
Loved it.
It appears the Bieber fans are homophobes and hate mongers from the tweets today
Seriously. I never would’ve guessed that Justin Bieber fans would say “faggot” so much, but it’s apparently their favorite word.
I guess when you devote your lives to a teenager who’s preaching about his hard experiences from the mean streets of Canada, you have no choice but to become part of the thug life.
So stop being so faggy, Bieber haters, and check out the sweet dance moves of this Rachel Maddow lookalike. You gay faggy faggots.
To be fair, only Beiber fans are allowed to call each other those words.
wait, is going from faggy to swaggy the new zero to hero?
Harlem Shake Bieber Barfs Edition: [www.youtube.com]
Just when I thought The Black Keys couldn’t get any cooler…
That’s some amazing trolling. Still doesn’t make up for his shitty music.
Beiber is 18, so hopefully someone out there will royally fuck his shit up
Reading Magary’s piece on Bieber gave me the impression no one will be able to hurt him while he still has money.
Carney’s original comments seem a bit muted, given you can’t go a single commercial break without hearing one of his songs.
No, grammy’s are not for music, guy from band I dislike (2 guys = band?)
Still, fast food tv ad music > beiber
Bieber makes music that touches people’s soul, Black Keyes music is swagless noiz
Maybe before you start raging you could learn how to spell Keys?
And if singing “baby, baby, baby, oh” about a million freaking times in a song touches your soul I’m sincerely concerned about you
Grammys are for popularity as it vaguely relates to music.
That said, carry on, Carney. Someone must patroll (Pat Troll?) the internet wilds.
I do not understand why people choose to group Justin Bieber and his fans as one. Much of the things I hear that are dismissing bieber tend to relate to his fandom. Last time I checked Justin is not millions of people. One person, applying to many celebrities, are not their fans. While their fans may do or say things does not mean that person approves. People need to separate their feeling towards emotional teenagers and the one person who involuntary became their desire.
Bieber… Yuck!!!
Give me back heavy metal and all those hot musicians of the 80s.
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