Chris Brown’s 5-Step Guide On How To Talk To Women

Chris Brown was at the Emerson Theatre in Hollywood on Thursday night, where lucky concertgoers not only listened to some hip new tunes, but also heard the new rage guru’s advice on how to talk to ladies like a gentlemen.

1. Tell them that their p*ssy is “his p*ssy,” or more to the point, “your p*ssy.”

2. And be sure to say it over and over again, something like, “That’s my p*ssy, baby, it’s mine, baby baby, mine.”

3. Don’t forget to throw some Messiah Complex goodness in there.

4. Women, they love to be called “bad bitches,” so “you better say that to her.” Or else?

5. She’s gonna “f*ck another n*gger.” In summary: tell a lady you own her genitalia, she won’t sleep around.

And voilà, now you’re as big of a piece of sh*t as Chris Brown. Congratulations…and go to Hell.

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