4. Don’t restrict yourself to one genre

Actually, we’re getting ahead of ourselves. After Justified and that whole Super Bowl thing, Timberlake waited a few years to release a follow-up album, instead focusing his attention on acting. His first film, Edison, where he was surrounded by Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey, went unnoticed, while his second, the Sundance-screened Alpha Dog, got “meh” reviews, but Timberlake’s performance as a kidnapper was well received. And so it went, with Timberlake never settling on one genre of film; he’s done live-action comedies (The Love Guru), kids movies (Shrek the Third), whatever the hell Southland Tales was (Southland Tales), romantic comedies (Friends with Benefits), science fiction (In Time), and Sorkin (The Social Network). It showed he had range, as did his performance hosting SNL in 2003, and if the movie bombed, people could just say, “Hey, acting’s not his day job…”
5. Make a legitimately great album.

“…making music is,” and FutureSex/LoveSounds is a sexy pop masterpiece. On the 2006 album, Timberlake does the best Prince impression a white boy has ever done/will ever do, while also wisely going for an off-the-cuff, slick sound, which, unlike Justified, allows FutureSex to be remembered outside the context of when it was released. It sounds timeless and, most importantly, “cool,” the greatest compliment you can give to a top-40 artist.
6. Play against your image.

He’s also — please forgive the obviousness of this statement — really funny. Timberlake’s self-deprecating, possesses excellent comedic timing, has a knack for impressions, and is gung-ho for any sketch idea, like the time he put a cardboard box over his penis. He already had music fans in his pocket after FutureSex, but “Dick in a Box” — a brilliant spoof of Timberlake’s sexy image that made him perform the most awkward seduction act ever — won over comedy nerds, too, who couldn’t help but like him. It’s one of the rare things the 40-year-old slouched guy in the corner and the perky 16-year-old girl have in common, except for a shared attraction to 16 year olds. On top of all that, Timberlake hasn’t oversaturated the market with his image (consider him the Anti-Pitbull), he has an unassuming, boring personal life despite hobknobbing with the likes of Jay-Z, and overall, and perhaps most simply of all, he doesn’t seem like a douche, especially when he’s accompanying Marines to balls before it was cool.
7. The Hair

Forget everything I just said. JT’s successful because he ditched the ramen hair. The end.



You guys should this site the “Jay-Z Loving Blog”. I don’t want to bring up my french, you know you are riding something …
YOU should learn to check your comments before posting…or re-learn Basic English.
Of course you are right. I left out a couple of words. Still, no excuse to steal Jay-Z from Beyonce, right?
Huh. I assumed it was a pact with Satan.
“Justified (which is no longer the first pop culture item that pops up when you Google that word)”
Which, thank you sweet baby Jesus for that, because I don’t know what I’d do without Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens and Boyd Crowder on my screen every Tuesday night.
I think JT is great but I’m always slightly bitter that JC isn’t a bigger star because he is just as talented.
Getting tail from Britney Spears in her prime, Christina Aguilera in her prime, Cameron Diaz before shit hit the fan, cheating on Cameron Diaz with Scarlett Johanesson and being with Jessica Biel in her prime and marrying her, definitely does not hurt.
Yeah hit pretty much hit all the bases and hit them well.
Still don’t quite understand it, pretty hard to forget the insanity that was NSYNC. Anyone who’s saying “yeah but that was a long time ago” should ask themselves if they think Justin Bieber is going to be anywhere near Timberlake’s level in 10 years.
He’s the Derek Jeter of music when it comes to dating.
In the 1930s, Frank Sinatra was a teeny-bopper artist who performed cheesy music for teenage girls and bobby-soxers.
Not to rain on the parade, I do like his music for the most part (his acting, eh) but I’ve heard from a friend who met him at a charity event that he was an asshole and barely talked to any fans. Also Dana White said he was a dick to him as well, when he introduced his kids to him.
People have bad days. I think the 2 instances you mention are exceptions and not the rule for JT.
Very possible. My friend’s encounter, certainly. But I don’t know if you’re familiar with Dana White, but he’s the president of the UFC. I would think most young guy celebrities would be nice to him, if for no other reason than they’re a fan themselves. For example, White said in the same interview that Justin Bieber was extremely nice to him and treated his kids well.
Being as Dana White actually is a giant douchebag, this makes me like JT even more.
JT is kind of a dick. But he’s pretty good at hiding it. He’s known for throwing poor people themed parties.
He won me over with “Dick in a Box”.
I see your ramen noodle hair point, but would raise only: “He started sucking less and being more awesome.” Anyone that does that becomes better. True story!
Lol, he’s still a laffing stock. As gay as they come.
Don’t forget Fallon.