Justin Bieber Has Some Things To Get Off Of His Little, Hairless Bird Chest, You Guys

After a week in which he appeared to be on the fast track toward a Britney Spears-esque public meltdown, it’s been a relatively quiet week in regards to maple syrup-flavored twat Justin Bieber. After canceling some shows earlier in the week, Biebs has been apparently strapped firmly into a car seat by his handlers and kept mostly off the radar, until, that is, yesterday afternoon when he took to Instagram to unleash another one of his increasingly common whiny, rambling diatribes.

Here, see if you can make heads or tails of this…

Everyone in my team has been telling me, “keep the press happy” but I’m tired of all the countless lies in the press right now. Saying I’m going to rehab and how my family is disappointed in me. My family is beyond proud, and nothing’s been said by them, my grandparents wouldnt know how to reach to press even of they did want to so that was a lie and rehab cmon. if Anyone believes i need rehab thats their own stupidity lol I’m 19 with 5 number one albums, 19 and I’ve seen the whole world. 19 and I’ve accomplished more than I could’ve ever dreamed of, i’m 19 and it must be scary to some people to think that this is just the beginning. I know my talent level and i know i got my head on straight. i know who i am and i know who i’m not My messege is to to believe. My albums could be about anything but my messages have been to never say never and believe, not to believe in me but to believe in yourself .. I honestly don’t care if you don’t believe in me because I believe in me, my friends believe, my family believe, my fans believe, and look where that’s gotten me so far.. I’m writing this with a smile on my face and love in my heart. Letting u know first hand how I feel rather than have these story linger. I’m a good person with a big heart. And don’t think I deserve all this negative press I’ve worked my ass off to get where I am and my hard work doesn’t stop here… All this isn’t easy. I get angry sometimes. I’m human. I’m gonna make mistakes. In gonna grow and get better from them. But all the love from you guys overcomes the negativity. I love u. Thanks

You hear that, haters/media? Justin Bieber doesn’t need to go go to rehab, okay?!?! Stop telling lies about Canada’s most precious flower! LEAVE JUSTIN BIEBER ALONE!!! (Looking at you, Magary!)

Basically, Justin Bieber is his own Chris Crocker. Now please enjoy this dramatic reenactment of Bieber writing his pissy Instagram rant…

(Pic via Instagram)