P. Diddy Is Dating Kate Upton, And You’re Not

IMPORTANT DIDDY/KATE UPTON DATING UPDATE HERE!

Get ready to throw your copy of The Saga Continues… out the window, because this is very distressing news (also, why do you still have a copy of The Saga Continues…, weirdo?). P. Diddy is (allegedly) dating Cat Daddy.

After the 20-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl said she was single on Valentine’s Day and had broken up with star Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, she was spotted a little over a month later, on March 24, sucking face with Diddy, 43, at club LIV in Miami Beach.

“They were kissing, they weren’t hiding it,” an eyewitness tells Confidenti@l.

Following their hot hookup in South Beach, the duo met up again in New York, sharing an intimate dinner together at Gemma in the Bowery Hotel on Thursday. (Via)

Hm. Well. Looks like it’s time for some journalism: Which Is More Unfair, P. Diddy Dating Kate Upton in 2013 or Puff Daddy Dating Jennifer Lopez in 1999?: An UPROXX Investigation. First up, the case for Miss Upton.

Thank you, Miss Upton. Very nice. Circa-1999/2000 Ms. Lopez, it’s your turn.

What do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Combs?

No kidding. I’m calling this one a draw. Kate Upton = Jennifer Lopez. The real winner: P. Diddy, that SOB.

(Via Daily News)

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