So infamous ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff apparently has someone claiming to be his nephew named Stu who’s an aspiring rapper. Further, he’s written a “Free Uncle Bernie” song pleading for the release of beloved con man uncle. And here all along you thought Chet Haze was insufferable!
(UPDATE: Looks like ole Stu is merely a Madoff wannabe.)
Take a listen (if for some reason the Soundcloud embed doesn’t work for you, it’s on YouTube here)…
Well how’s that for terrible?!?!?!?! You’re welcome!
In other Bernie Madoff news, tomorrow will mark the 4-year anniversary of Bernie being sentenced to 150 years in prison for swindling billions from his clients. Coincidentally, he’s having trouble sleeping these days!
It’s a far cry from his former life. Once head of his own finance firm, Madoff is now identified as inmate #61727-054 at Butner Federal Correctional Complex. He’s serving a 150-year sentence after pleading guilty, in 2009, to siphoning $17.5 billion from thousands of investors, wiping them out in a long-running, pyramid-style deception.
“I’m usually up at 4:30 in the morning because I can t sleep,” said Madoff, 75, who is scheduled to be released in 2139.
I’m sure you all weep for poor Bernie Madoff. At least he has Stu in his corner.
I want more like this!
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