Lady Gaga And R. Kelly Made A Song Together. Thongs Are Involved, Obviously.

Let’s evaluate the lyrics to Lady Gaga’s new wave single, “Do What U Want,” her collaboration with R. Kelly.

Do what I want, do what I want with your body
Do what I want, do what I want with your body
Back of the club takin’ shots, gettin’ naughty

Sometimes I’m scared I suppose if you ever let me go
I would fall apart if you break my heart
So just take my body and don’t stop the party

Yup, no clue what this song’s about. The thong cover isn’t giving me any clues, either. Sorry, Kells, not every song of yours can be as easy to understand as “Sex Me.”