Here’s The Rob Ford Remix Of Jay-Z’s ‘Tom Ford’ You’ve All Been Waiting For

Well, you knew this was probably coming. And now it’s here. The internet is a goddamn beautiful thing, isn’t it?

In other Rob Ford news, a new video emerged today of him furiously ranting about murdering someone. So, yeah, just another day in the world of Toronto’s crackhead mayor.

Rob Ford, the mayor of Canada’s largest city, has been caught on videotape in an impaired rant saying he is going to kill someone and “rip his f–king throat out.”

Ford slurs his words as he staggers around an unknown living room, apparently high, ranting gibberish and gesticulating wildly.

“I’m gonna kill that f–king guy. I’m telling you, it’s first-degree murder,” Mayor Rob Ford rages as someone in the room secretly uses a cellular phone to film the chief magistrate’s addled tirade.

God I so wish Chris Farley were still alive to go on SNL this weekend and play this guy in a skit.

(Via Trey Kerby)

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