Today’s news is all about teeth. Teeth and scary grandmothers. Sigmund Freud would love this post.
First off, we have the dentures that “saved the world”. If that sounds incredibly stupid and overblown, well, that’s because it is. These are the dentures of Winston Churchill, and you can have them for the incredibly low price of…$23,723. Oh, and if you actually use them (and why would you), you’ll lisp; they were designed to retain Winnie’s slight speech impediment, because clarity wasn’t valued back then. Also, he tended to flick them across the room by putting his thumb behind them. Yeah, he may have helped save the free world, but gross.
Far more interesting dentures are owned by Patricia Robertson, a 73-year-old great-grandmother who, when her purse was snatched by an industrious young couple, immediately leaped into action and bit the man so hard it drew blood. Then, deciding that wasn’t nearly bad-ass enough, she grabbed onto their truck as it dragged her several feet. Ultimately, it was a nice guy with a cell phone who tracked down the couple and got Patricia’s purse back. Unfortunately, now Patricia has a taste for human blood, so you might want to avoid Florida for a while.
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