Last week, I used my Woodstein and Bernward journalistic prowess to gather the latest news on the fascinating Four Loko craze that was gripping the nation.

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Another robber has taken a sticky page from the topless girls who robbed ATM customers in Paris.

Answer: not the laughably gullible guy in our first story.

I’m no Harvard-educated historian, but I like to think I know a thing or two about the origins of Thanksgiving.

As the majority of Americans settle into their longest weekends of the year for Thanksgiving, the biggest celebrities and know-it-alls are making sure that we have plenty to read in our downtime as we digest ridiculous amounts of turducken, pumpkin pie, and good old American beer - just like the pilgrims.

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Google is in talks with Groupon to possibly buy the local deals website, which started only two years ago and yet already generates an estimated $50 million in monthly revenue from the desirable local retail market.

The girls above are three of the many beach volleyball cheerleaders China hired for the 16th Asian Games in Guangzhou this week.