Week In Review: Rebecca Black And The Situation Share This Week’s Spotlight
03.18.11 at 7:24 am
Branden
Ok, for fuck sake, does anyone realize that the situation didn’t write the jokes he told? Do you think Larry King came up with all of those one liners? Or any other random asshole Comedy Central decides to put on these roasts that isn’t a comedian? Good God people use your brains. Yes, he is a douchebag and should be pelted with stones accordingly. But at least recognize that he didn’t write anything, he just didn’t know how to deliver them because he has no talent. If Comedy Central wants to throw nobodies up there to slam the roasted they should expect this kind of bomb. Courtney Love, Larry King, that black chick from star trek…At least acknowledge that it wasn’t him writing his own jokes you fucktards. FUCKTARDS.
03.18.11 at 7:29 am
Branden
Ok maybe that was too harsh. But that dumbass didn’t write what was on the paper in front of him. That mongoloid couldn’t address a letter if you gave him personalized stamps.
03.18.11 at 10:31 am
Burnsy
You read well: “Situation’s jokes probably would have drawn laughs if told by most comics familiar with the style and delivery of a roast; however, he lacked both of those essential elements and, therefore, went over like a fart in a hatchback.”
I never said he wrote the jokes and I never said he didn’t. He did, however, tell the jokes and he did it terribly. I’m very sorry that I, and so many others, criticized your bro, Mikey Sorrentino, but the fact remains that he was TERRIBLE.
03.18.11 at 11:38 am
That guy
Burnsy, is that vaginosis acting up again? you seem a wee bit touchy.
03.18.11 at 12:22 pm
JMUsicology
get in the FRIDAY spirit and check out this cover!!
You’re right, “That guy”. I should simply take criticism from people who don’t read what I actually wrote. Apologies to all, handjobs for forgiveness.
03.18.11 at 1:01 pm
Lothar of the Hill People
Abortions for some; tiny American flags for everyone!
03.18.11 at 5:22 pm
Patty Boots
God, Burnsy, you’re such a douchebag.
03.19.11 at 1:54 pm
Branden
I may have been a little to general about where I was directing that little rant. It wasn’t really directeed at this article, just the unrelenting coverage of this whole roast and him taking the heat for it. I just happen to be on this site most days. Sorry if I singed your labias.
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Ok, for fuck sake, does anyone realize that the situation didn’t write the jokes he told? Do you think Larry King came up with all of those one liners? Or any other random asshole Comedy Central decides to put on these roasts that isn’t a comedian? Good God people use your brains. Yes, he is a douchebag and should be pelted with stones accordingly. But at least recognize that he didn’t write anything, he just didn’t know how to deliver them because he has no talent. If Comedy Central wants to throw nobodies up there to slam the roasted they should expect this kind of bomb. Courtney Love, Larry King, that black chick from star trek…At least acknowledge that it wasn’t him writing his own jokes you fucktards. FUCKTARDS.
Ok maybe that was too harsh. But that dumbass didn’t write what was on the paper in front of him. That mongoloid couldn’t address a letter if you gave him personalized stamps.
You read well: “Situation’s jokes probably would have drawn laughs if told by most comics familiar with the style and delivery of a roast; however, he lacked both of those essential elements and, therefore, went over like a fart in a hatchback.”
I never said he wrote the jokes and I never said he didn’t. He did, however, tell the jokes and he did it terribly. I’m very sorry that I, and so many others, criticized your bro, Mikey Sorrentino, but the fact remains that he was TERRIBLE.
Burnsy, is that vaginosis acting up again? you seem a wee bit touchy.
get in the FRIDAY spirit and check out this cover!!
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You’re right, “That guy”. I should simply take criticism from people who don’t read what I actually wrote. Apologies to all, handjobs for forgiveness.
Abortions for some; tiny American flags for everyone!
God, Burnsy, you’re such a douchebag.
I may have been a little to general about where I was directing that little rant. It wasn’t really directeed at this article, just the unrelenting coverage of this whole roast and him taking the heat for it. I just happen to be on this site most days. Sorry if I singed your labias.