Mass hysteria.

NBC golden child Luke Russert, for this gem, which I think would also make a rather hilarious caption for the photo above: If anything I hope all the young girls of #USA can see what true beauty and elegance is.

Is there anything better than an exceedingly dumb Twitter fight.

In an impressive on-going effort to rebrand himself as the most collassal staggering ass in American history, blustery human dildo Donald Trump -- who we now know has been flat-out lying about how he avoided being drafted for service in [...].

Oh, I totally approve of this.

In case you missed it, human supermeme Antoine Dodson was arrested last week for marijuana possession and some other minor stuff, forcing him to make an appearance in court to face the proverbial music.

Right-wing internet gadfly Matt Drudge -- who recently promoted the theory that his curiosity about aliens led JFK to have his head blown off -- has taken a break today from promoting conspiracy theories about Obama's birth certificate to join the global royal wedding circlejerk, just as a good dandy should.

You see that little girl up there in the one pic burning up Tumblr this morning more than any other.

In a former job I once spoke to someone who claimed to be, at the time, a spy working secretly for the CIA.