In an impressive on-going effort to rebrand himself as the most collassal staggering ass in American history, blustery human dildo Donald Trump — who we now know has been flat-out lying about how he avoided being drafted for service in Vietnam — last night made a campaign-y speech in Vegas where he proceeded to drop F-bombs all over the place — a move sure to moisten the dusty loins of the “straight talk”-lovin’ tea party imbeciles who’ve come to love him.
Here’s how Trump explained rising gas prices to his assembled audience: “We have nobody in Washington that sits back and says, you’re not going to raise that fucking price.”
And here’s Trump, completely ignoring the fact that a lot of the crap he sells with his name on it is made in China, explaining how he’d handle taxing Chinese imports: “Listen you motherfuckers we’re going to tax you 25 percent.”
And here’s Trump explaining why we should just kill everyone in Iraq and steal their oil: “We build a school, we build a road, they blow up the school, we build another school, we build another road they blow them up, we build again, in the meantime we can’t get a fucking school in Brooklyn.”
Can we just go ahead and crown Donald Trump as King of America or something now? He’s sooooo f*cking presidential!!!