Trump: Stupid Obama’s birth certificate is ‘missing’

For weeks now, fake billionaire reality TV star Donald Trump has been running around just saying whatever pops into his bloated, creatively coiffed head about our black, Muslim, communist president — spouting off about how Obama probably didn’t write his books and was secretly an awful student, despite graduating with honors from two Ivy League schools. This is, of course, nothing more than Trump tossing a thinly veiled side dish of red meat to the mouth-breathing simpletons whose support currently has him leading just about every poll for the 2012 GOP nomination. “Hey, look, in addition to being a secret ferner, Obama is also secretly nothing more than your run-of-the-mill dumb negro! George Soros conspired to keep that secret, too!”

But the main course, of course, is the dumb birth certificate thing, and last night Trump presented his “case” to CNN’s Anderson Cooper, who, to his credit, probably gave him the most challenging interview I’ve seen yet. Still, Trump continues to insist that he has “people” in Hawaii “investigating” the issue — probably Meatloaf and Gary Busey — and these people have reported back to him that Obama’s mysterious birth certificate, WHICH HE ACTUALLY HAS ALREADY PROVIDED, has just vanished into thin air.

“Well I’ve been told very recently, Anderson, that the birth certificate is missing,” Trump told Cooper Monday. “I’ve been told that it’s not there or it doesn’t exist. And if that’s the case it’s a big problem.”

When Cooper asked about who he heard this from, America’s favorite prick landlord didn’t want to say, naturally. Next, I fully expect Trump to insinuate that the Obama’s healthy diet plan is a sham, and that they’re secretly eating Popeye’s fried chicken for breakfast, lunch and dinner each day. If he does actually run, which he won’t, he should go all the way and use those Obama/primate photoshops in his campaign ads. I mean, why even try to hide the revolting game he’s playing anymore.