“Well, hello there Mr. Big Shot President! Oh my god it’s so good to finally meet you, though I have to say you’re a little shorter and little grayer than I expected you to be. Oh, Jesus, I’m such an idiot…please forgive me, I just totally insulted the leader of the free world, didn’t I? The leader of the free world who I think is just FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS, mind you! Oh good, thank you for being so gracious. WHEW! So how long are you in Austin for? You probably love BBQ don’t you? Now, everyone will probs try to tell you to go to Stubbs, but you should totally go to Rudy’s Country Store BBQ — it’s SOOO much better. Oh my God, was that racist, me just assuming that you love BBQ? Because I totally didn’t mean it that way. Oh Mr. President, I’m sorry. Please don’t be mad at me. Oh no you’re walking away — you’re totally mad! PLEASE DON’T BE MAD MR. PRESIDENT! Oh f*ck here comes the Secret Service!”
I want more like this!
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