
I really don’t want to talk about this.
Surely by now you’ve heard about the rising Mississippi River tides flooding towns along the river’s banks throughout the Midwest and the South. The story has sort of been everywhere for the past few days. And now, like a giant snowball lumbering downhill, the river’s increasingly high tides are heading down to southern Louisiana.
But what’s sort of funny is that hardly anyone down here (I live in New Orleans) seems to be talking about it. I mean, it’s all over the news, both local and national, but until today I have not had a single conversation, not one, with anyone about the potential flooding of the place I call home, even though I, we, probably should be talking to other people about it. Even the people who live around here I follow on Twitter and Tumblr haven’t really been chattering about it at all on Twitter and Tumblr.
But you know who is chattering about it? People I follow on Tumblr and Twitter who don’t live here, along with the people I follow who used to live here. I can only assume those people are already mildly overcome with anxiety about feeling powerless to do something to help a place they love so dearly due to lack of geographical proximity — a strain of anxiety I’m all too familiar with, having lived in New York through hurricanes Katrina and Rita.
When I walk outside my house and turn towards the Mississippi, I can see the Morial Convention Center — the site of so much human suffering post-Katrina — about a 1/4 to 1/2 mile down sitting on the bank of the river. If it weren’t for this massive structure, I’d be able to see the ships coming and going on the river quite easily. My point in telling you this is to give you an idea of how close I am to Mississippi River.
You see that little red icon thingie in the satellite photo below? That’s where my house is. (By the way, I live, between two streets named after Greek muses — in Greek mythology, one, Thalia, is the muse of comedy, and the other, Melpomene, is the muse of tragedy. People who know me well can’t get over the irony in that. Neither can I, frankly.) Now you see that body of water to the right of the little red icon thingie? That’s the Mississippi River.

Early today, as I was walking back home from getting my morning cup of coffee, I stopped to talk to a friend who just bought an old house around the corner from me, a block closer to the river than I am, that he’s in the process of completely renovating. We spoke for about 30 minutes. He showed me his plans for his backyard. We talked about whether he should plant an oak tree or a magnolia tree back there. We discussed whether he has enough room in his kitchen area to set up an island. He talked about the antique windows he hopes to find at a local housing scrap yard and install on his house. We talked about the possibility of him putting a swing on his front porch. We discussed the feasibility of installing a flat-screen TV outside on the back deck to watch football games on.
You know what we didn’t talk about? The possibility that, in a matter of days, the Mississippi might flood New Orleans. Not one word was mentioned.
Why is that?



Why is it not a big deal? Because New Orleans has not flooded from the Mississippi River since BEFORE 1927. It’s as if it never happened and never will happen. People have short memories as it is, so when there’s an event that hasn’t happened in a century, why worry?
Well, actually, the river threatens us every year. Some years we have to open Bonnet Carre as we did as recently as three years ago. We are challenged by the river on a regular basis, and only by the constant vigilance of engineers and levee managers do we stay ahead of the danger. But the public never seems to worry about it because it’s been so long since it happened.
So the short answer is, human psychology. When it comes to bad things we tend to think it won’t happen to us.
This year is different, as you note, because of the situation with Morganza Floodway. It is almost certain that this second floodway will be opened (only the second time since it was designed and built) and as a result there will be homes and businesses in real danger of flooding. That seems to have caught the public attention this year as it should.
Thanks for blogging about this topic.
Peace,
Tim
Great article man. I don’t mean to equate the two situations, but being from Detroit, I can sympathize with your dissonance on what to do, or what not to do, and the negative attention the media seems to only focus on, “but oh well, at least it’s attention” feelings every time. My thoughts are with you.
Not many in NOLA are talking about it because the Bonnet Carre is open, with the Morganza opening on Saturday morning. The Atchafalaya Basin and its communities are going to take it up the ass to save BR’s and NOLA’s, just like 1973.
@chad…I think there are a lot of similarities between Detroit and Nola, despite the polar opposite circumstances that led to both city’s respective downfalls. And for what it’s worth, I truly believe that Detroit will rise again. I can’t really explain why, it’s just a gut feeling. But, much like Nola, there’s too much local pride there — the people won’t let it die. I think.
This is so sad. I have family that live in New Orleans, they tell me I’m crazy for talking about this, but I’m just worried about them. We’ve had so many storms recently and even news media seems to be ‘in denial’. They said there is no worry and the mayor has it under control. How does someone control the Mississippi other than God Himself?
@Scarlet You are so right. I’m in Lafayette (just west of the Atchafalaya) and we are on pins and needles. Lafayette won’t flood but plenty of small communities and maybe Morgan City will. You see people with truck after truck packed up like the Beverly Hillbillies just trying to get their homes cleared out before the water comes. I don’t think New Orleans is worried because they know they are a priority over say Butte LaRose or Melville. Praying for all those in the rivers path.
I’ve lived in Memphis most of my life and I’ve never seen the Mighty Mississippi like this. There are lakes where there shouldn’t be lakes. My commute doubled because the major intersection I travel is 5 feet deep. I fear for lovely New Orleans where I have many fond memories. We’re all thinking of our friends down south and hoping for the best. Check out memphisflood.com – truly amazing.
I’m not trying to be a dickhead about this, but I just have to ask…why? Why live in a location where you get subjected to these sorts of things? Is there no high ground? If you’re going to live in Louisiana, why wouldn’t you try to live as high up as you can to avoid this?
I’m from the northeast, so I am genuinely baffled as to how or why people live where they do. Hurricanes, flooding rivers, earthquakes, droughts…don’t people get sick and tired of these? Is it really worth dealing with this to avoid a little snow? I’m not trying to be a hard-on, I legitimately don’t get it.
@John…Have you ever been down here? If you had, you’d know why we put up with the drama.
Where the f*ck did all these damn coon-asses on Uproxx come from all of a sudden? Here I thought I was the only one.
Also, New Orleanians are accustomed to natural disasters along the lines of hurricanes with plenty of notice to get the F out (though not everyone does or even can as we’ve seen previously). Everyone I’ve talked to about the impending decision to evacuate or not seems to think that they’ll be OK if they just wait around and do what the government tells them to do. MOOOOOOOOOO.
Yeah, I’m from Houma and still have family there, and their reaction is the same. It would probably be my reaction, too, if I were still there. The humidity brings about a certain apathy about shit like this. See also: the bp oil spill this time last year.