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TAGS: Celebrities, CELEBRITY ROASTS, Charlie Sheen, COMEDY CENTRAL, COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF CHARLIE SHEEN, DAVID HASSLEHOFF, DENIS LEARY, donald trump, GREG GIRALDO, JEFFREY ROSS, JOAN RIVERS, KATHY GRIFFIN, larry king, LARRY THE CABLE GUY, LISA LAMPANELLI, PAMELA ANDERSON, snoop dogg, WHITNEY CUMMINGS, william shatner
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Gilbert Gottfried’s burn on John Stamos is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
Greg Giraldo on the birth of Gilbert Gottfried’s child: “Who would fuck you? You have the sexual appeal of a school bus fire?”
You have a drink called “secret fag?”
Tommy Lee’s dick is so long it has an elbow – Jeff Ross
You look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape – Greg Giraldo
RIP Greg Giraldo, King of the Roast
Jeselnik’s burn on Snoop was epic.
“Look at this dais. You’ve got a pimp, a murderer, a drug dealer, a pornographer, and then 8 white people.”
Hey look, we can see Pamela’s nips in 29. I bet nobody’s ever seen those before.
lack of inclusion of any of norm macdonald’s jokes about bob saget is criminal
You’re right. In fact, I meant to add the entire video of his Saget performance and it slipped my nip. I mean, mind.
“Snoop Dogg, I’ve been told that you’re actually only 71% black. Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you’re 71% black, that makes you…29% not guilty.” -Larry King
Sulu’s cock ring? Just wow.
Great post. I always liked Greg Giraldo the best: “Flavor Flav looks like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape”,
After all the easy targets Charlie Sheen has provided, professional comedians showing up to roast Charlie Sheen is like Paul Molitor playing in a t-ball game. A guy in the 3,000 hit club for hitting doubles and singles showing up to pound moon shots over 6-year-olds.
How do you not include Giraldo’s “Tranny Bonaduce” response to Kathy Griffin?
You could put almost anything Giraldo said at the Joan Rivers roast on this list. On David Hasselhoff’s liver: “Your liver is so black, shriveled and dead if you put your ear up to his side you can hear “What you talkin’ bout Willis?”"
I thought the best Giraldo joke directed at Flava Flav was “you are what Magic Johnson is SUPPOSED to look like!”