Yup, That’s A Burn: The Very Best Jokes From Comedy Central’s Celebrity Roasts

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Yup, That’s A Burn: The Very Best Jokes From Comedy Central’s Celebrity Roasts

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   09.19.11 at 5:27 pm

   The White Boom Boom

   Gilbert Gottfried’s burn on John Stamos is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
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   09.19.11 at 5:57 pm

   a_homage_to_a_shame

   Greg Giraldo on the birth of Gilbert Gottfried’s child: “Who would fuck you? You have the sexual appeal of a school bus fire?”
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   09.19.11 at 6:18 pm

   Zack

   You have a drink called “secret fag?”
4. 

   09.19.11 at 7:50 pm

   Sexy Rexy Targaryen

   Tommy Lee’s dick is so long it has an elbow – Jeff Ross

   You look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape – Greg Giraldo

   RIP Greg Giraldo, King of the Roast
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   09.19.11 at 8:24 pm

   Vina

   Jeselnik’s burn on Snoop was epic.

   “Look at this dais. You’ve got a pimp, a murderer, a drug dealer, a pornographer, and then 8 white people.”
6. 

   09.19.11 at 11:19 pm

   Evan

   Hey look, we can see Pamela’s nips in 29. I bet nobody’s ever seen those before.
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   09.20.11 at 4:10 am

   mitch

   lack of inclusion of any of norm macdonald’s jokes about bob saget is criminal
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   09.20.11 at 9:07 am

   Burnsy

   You’re right. In fact, I meant to add the entire video of his Saget performance and it slipped my nip. I mean, mind.
9. 

   09.20.11 at 9:31 am

   Wags

   “Snoop Dogg, I’ve been told that you’re actually only 71% black. Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you’re 71% black, that makes you…29% not guilty.” -Larry King
10. 

    09.20.11 at 9:49 am

    Dormammu

    Sulu’s cock ring? Just wow.
11. 

    09.20.11 at 9:54 am

    poonTASTIC

    Great post. I always liked Greg Giraldo the best: “Flavor Flav looks like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape”,
12. 

    09.20.11 at 1:40 pm

    Doug B.

    After all the easy targets Charlie Sheen has provided, professional comedians showing up to roast Charlie Sheen is like Paul Molitor playing in a t-ball game. A guy in the 3,000 hit club for hitting doubles and singles showing up to pound moon shots over 6-year-olds.
13. 

    09.20.11 at 6:17 pm

    Kevin

    How do you not include Giraldo’s “Tranny Bonaduce” response to Kathy Griffin?
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    09.22.11 at 10:03 am

    Dr. Venkman

    You could put almost anything Giraldo said at the Joan Rivers roast on this list. On David Hasselhoff’s liver: “Your liver is so black, shriveled and dead if you put your ear up to his side you can hear “What you talkin’ bout Willis?”"
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    09.22.11 at 2:37 pm

    Steve Holt!

    I thought the best Giraldo joke directed at Flava Flav was “you are what Magic Johnson is SUPPOSED to look like!”