When I was a kid, my family didn’t have very much money so we had to rely on things that we had around the house in making fun Halloween costumes for me. Fortunately, my mom was an emergency room nurse, so that means every year I got to be either an evil, bloodied doctor or a terribly injured football player. It beat the hell out of my brother’s floral print ghost costumes from his childhood years.
But kids today have it so much easier. The newer generation of parents have been so heavily influenced by three decades of amazing popular culture that they have an endless supply of homemade costume ideas. Just a white sheet, a few tubes of fake blood, a photo of Condoleezza Rice and some cotton balls glued together to form a beard can give a kid an awesome Osama Bin Laden costume. For added points, have a few of your kid’s friends dress as devils and follow him around, prodding him with pitchforks. See how easy it is?
Some parents just know how to do Halloween right, so I thought we’d pay tribute to some of the best child costumes and the parents who are clearly the big winners of Halloween.
(Of course made famous by our cool uncle Vince at FilmDrunk.)

































More like “pirated our country away!” Amirite Tea Party?
Baby French Bulldog is awesome.
This makes me want to have kids. His Brother Kip. Lol!
Okay so I now have 3 days to convince the BoC to no longer be Spiderman but to be a homeless guy….
Goddam pirate obama, coming over here, taking candy from citizens…
The last photo proves that Obama is a Somalian Pirate
Pack of cigs is just good parenting.
This is awesome, and will convince the Mrs. to go with my idea for the munchkin’s Halloween. That said, it’s Taun-Taun. Have RoboPanda or another GammaSquader check your work next time…
Amazing. I dunno why, but babies dressed up like food just works.
If this slideshow has taught us anything, it’s that more babies need to wear mustaches.
Taco baby fucking rules.
Toddler Johnny Cash gets the extra candy.
The Oompa Loompa picture is of my daughter Gavi when she was 2 years old. Most people don’t know this but she was beat out of a few costume contest due to a girl who was wearing a Southern Belle costume made out of newspaper. Thank you for including her in your article.
I am sure most of the internet agrees with me that you are one cool mom.