From my celebrity-obsessed brother blog What Would Tyler Durden Do?, I bring you John Cena kicking the King of Douchebaggery's ass. Some people say that pro wrestling shouldn't be a sport because it's fake, but you watch K-Fed getting his ass slammed into the ground and writhing around in pain, and then tell me that your brain doesn't convince you that this is very real.
This is so awesome that I don't care that the announcers call John Cena a Marine. Last I checked, you had to actually go through boot camp and serve your country to earn the title "Marine," but apparently all you have to do now is star in an action movie and wear a special ops t-shirt. Oh well, at least I did it the old-fashioned way.
Although if I could swing it, I'd probably trade my Eagle, Globe, & Anchor to Cena for the opportunity to body slam K-Fed. Well, as long as I got to boot-stomp his babymaker afterwards. I owe my country that much.
I want more like this!
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